Funny dating site ads

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I give it a "Don't be a dumbass"-Straight to the point... "WHY DONT ANY GUY WANT ME"-Let me count the ways...

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I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, Call (xxx) xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy." Note: The ad above turned out to be an adoption offer for a black labrador retriever 8 week female from the Atlanta humane Society. Shows that all the women who are leeches and live off men have a future. Shows that all the women who are leeches and live off men have a future.

Like it has been said before, for a woman, if shes attractive to a guy and offers nice company, shes good to go. Like it has been said before, for a woman, if shes attractive to a guy and offers nice company, shes good to go.

I came across some very funny ads on the web and wanted to share them to get some laughs.

Feel free to share some you might have seen/read as well.

heck if some guy said he'd be willing to give a good foot/back rub, fix things around the house, Grill for me, open my wine, go shopping with me, have pedicures...I'd respond (if I were single). It's fun if you're easily amused, and what's so great about being hard to amuse?One I had for a while (that i thought was funny, guys notsomuch) was,ur skinny g/f turns in2 ur fat wife So why not just cut to the chase and try a fatty out?LEAVE A COMMENT casting a vote for your favorite bachelor. Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick!

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